Ha! Made you look!
OK, seriously ...
Therefore, I am on the search for a Tarzan-like monkey boy who is willing to endure bitter Arctic winds, slippery to retrieve the cache. Transportation there and hot chocolate afterward is on me!
Ok now lets see if I have this now,
1/ you made me look
2/ You think cause I live up north I am somewhat neanderthal
3/ again because I live up north I am more climatized to substandard weather than you bannanna republic folks down south
4/ would rather drink the hot chocolate rather than seeing you poor it all over yourself...
5/ Got cha...
***sheese an I thought this was G rated web site.