1. no need to lock up anything (including your mothers and daughters.
2. Absolutely...I have this uncanny need to share
3. Lets talk about this, because I live so far north and have been here for so long I'm game for whatever cranks you southerners. However I must warn you, it does take a lot longer to wind me down once wound up. However I must ask one favor...substitute the dip for Ranch dressing
4. Birthday suit, suit an tie, mini skirt (hopefully), sneakers, trench coat, turdle shells whatever.